Got scolded by mom 10 times in one day
Dad threw chappal (and missed)
Watched TV with volume low so dad won't yell
Pretended to sleep when relatives came
Faked stomach ache to skip school
Said "just 5 more minutes" and slept for 3 hours
Fought over the TV remote
Drank Bournvita and called it protein
Hid report card from parents
Got slapped before the reason was even asked
Ate Maggi for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Licked fingers after Kurkure and blamed the pack
Hid chocolates in tiffin from hostel roommates
Ate pani puri challenge and survived
Fought over the last piece of gulab jamun
Drank milk forcefully while gagging
Called a dosa "pizza" to make it cool
Argued about "best biryani" with a Hyderabadi
Suffered in silence after biting green chilli
Survived a wedding meal without spilling sambar
Bunked class to watch a movie
Copied homework 5 minutes before class
Gave up on maths after question 2
Called tuition teacher "bhaiya" or "didi"
Wrote answers in bullet points to look confident
Got 98/100 and still got scolded
Studied entire syllabus one night before
Gave wrong attendance for your best friend
Burned your hands with project hot glue
Gave "My Best Friend" essay 7 years in a row
Rode 3 people on a two-wheeler
Escaped traffic police without helmet
Bargained for ₹10 like life depended on it
Sat on petrol tank like a true desi daredevil
Found a parking spot in Dadar
Crossed road in moving traffic like Frogger IRL
Ate roadside Chinese with zero regrets
Boarded a running bus/train like a movie hero
Asked auto bhaiya "meter se chalo?"
Gave directions to someone even when unsure
Got compared to Sharma ji's son
Attended a wedding just for food
Greeted 20 relatives you don't recognize
Was asked "beta marks kitne aaye?"
Touched random aunties' feet out of confusion
Became family tech support
Got asked "Shaadi kab karoge?" at every event
Acted polite to toxic relatives
Endured 1-hour family WhatsApp video call
Took photo with 10 people on sofa for no reason
Sent 200 Good Morning messages in family group
Fell for fake "forward this or die" WhatsApp chain
Got internet speed of 2G on 5G plan
Downloaded Bollywood songs from "SongsPK"
Installed 3 RAM boosters to make phone fast
Used phone inside blanket at 2AM
Used 1GB data in one hour, now crying
Watched cricket score updates on text
Downloaded one movie across 3 days
Shared WiFi password with entire building
Planned a Goa trip that never happened
Visited grandparents in summer and came back darker
Took 45 selfies in front of one monument
Got stuck in traffic on way to Lonavala
Went to Kerala and said "God's own country" 5 times
Argued about best tea spot on a hill station
Packed 4 bags for a 2-day trip
Clicked photo with airport trolley
Went to Manali and built a 3-inch snowman
Took food from home on flight "just in case"
Rang every bell in the temple
Got prasad and tried not to spill
Attended satsang for the snacks
Took chappals inside to avoid theft
Got bored during 2-hour aarti
Got coconut smashed on vehicle for good luck
Told to fast… forgot and ate
Wore new clothes to temple to "show God"
Burned fingers while lighting diya
Took 3 rounds of temple to ensure blessings
Burst crackers and immediately ran
Put color on enemy first in Holi
Used puja thali to serve sweets later
Ate more than 10 laddoos in Diwali
Put mehndi and didn't move for 3 hours
Competed in Rangoli like it's Olympics
Forgot Rakhi until sister reminded
Got hit by stick during Dandiya
Sang loudly during Ganpati visarjan
Went Durga pandal hopping for free food
Saved gift wrapping for future use
Had 5 containers of old sweets, now sewing kit
Drank water after spicy food and made it worse
Wore new clothes and spilled curry
Said "bas 2 min" but took 45
Used newspaper as plate/mat/cleaning cloth
Asked price even when not planning to buy
Made stranger your "uncle/aunty"
Walked barefoot on hot road and survived
Took selfie with cow/auto/train because… why not
Fought for train window seat like your life depended on it
Bus conductor said "change nahi hai" and you said "koi baat nahi"
Fit 6 people in a rickshaw meant for 3
Bought chai from train chai-wala in kulhad
Auto driver said "meter kharab hai, 50 rupees"
Traveled hanging outside the bus door
Shared train berth with complete stranger family
Two people on cycle, one standing on pedals
Put entire household on bus roof
Woke up at 10 AM sharp for tatkal booking
Bargained for 2 rupees in vegetable market
Shopkeeper gave you items on credit "khata mein likh dena"
Asked for "ek plastic bag extra" for free
Went to wholesale market to buy in bulk
Called shopkeeper "bhaiya" for better discount
Checked prices in 5 shops before buying
Got free dhaniya-pyaz with vegetables
Got items wrapped in old newspaper
Went shopping during market closing time for discount
Caught vendor cheating on weighing scale
Missed train by 2 seconds, didn't run like SRK
Got caught in rain, realized it's not romantic
Someone proposed in college canteen, crowd gathered
Rode bike without helmet feeling like hero
Shouted "Ganpati Bappa Morya" during visarjan
Cried during college farewell like Bollywood movie
Witnessed roadside romeo getting rejected
Stood at train door feeling like action hero
Celebrated cricket World Cup win like personal victory
Did full Bollywood dance at someone's wedding
Ate dal-chawal for 15 days straight
Mom counted pressure cooker whistles from another room
Opened fridge 10 times hoping food appeared
Hit TV/cable box to fix connection
Calculated fan speed during power cut
Fought over water during shortage
Found mom's hidden money in different places
Booked gas cylinder and waited 15 days
Complained about neighbor's loud music
Painted house before every festival
Watched saas-bahu serial and got emotionally invested
Became official TV remote controller
Entire family watched cricket match together
Fought for Cartoon Network during childhood
Got angry watching news channel debates
Voted for reality show contestant multiple times
Memorized TV advertisement jingles
Watched DD National when cable wasn't working
Muted TV and did your own cricket commentary
Discussed TV serial episodes with neighbors
Shared tiffin with friends and ate their food
Wore oversized uniform "beta next year fit ho jayega"
Had territory fights in school bus
Prayed to every god before entering exam hall
Slept in library pretending to study
Got food from canteen on credit
Carved your name on school/college bench
Complained about hostel mess food daily
Participated in sports day for attendance
Did teacher mimicry when they left class
Couldn't read doctor's prescription
Took homeopathy medicine for months
Mom gave neem-haldi for every problem
Stood in government hospital queue for hours
Asked for generic medicine to save money
Forced to drink ayurvedic kadha
Googled symptoms before visiting doctor
Still scared of injections as an adult
Tried to bargain at medical store
Checked medicine expiry date multiple times
Stood in ATM queue on salary day
Collected coins in piggy bank
Filled 10 forms for simple bank work
Family took loan against gold jewelry
Broke fixed deposit for emergency
Exchanged old notes during demonetization
Downloaded 5 apps for cashback offers
Calculated EMI mentally before buying
Avoided insurance agent calls
Survived last week of month on 100 rupees
Danced in first monsoon rain
Used desert cooler in 45-degree heat
Fought over razai during winter
Scared to use AC because of electricity bill
Umbrella broke during heavy monsoon
Regulated fan speed based on electricity meter
Mom predicted weather better than meteorologist
Walked through flood water during monsoon
Mandatory afternoon sleep during summer
Made excuses to avoid getting up in winter
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